The First And Most Happening Week In Kota.....

So we are there in kota and i realize thati have been allotted Y-6,gargi Y-5,Champu X-3(hard to believe after takin a look at his chem knowledge that of time),lamba X-5,adi Y-7,bhaiye X-5 and rathi Y-6(these were the only ppl i knew till then so others please do not feel offended).so like evryone else i also felt like runnin away back to lko from kota coz i thought the life there sucked (thats what i concluded in just one day)with the food of the hip restaurant(i'm forgettin the name someone please fill that up--the one on the highway where the mera momo episode took place).i ate a pizza there with mom ,dad ,lambas mom and lamba that sent jitteres through my stomach that very night itself.so there i was my first night in kota and i am waking ppl up in the middle of the night askin them for pudin-hara.thats how it started for me and i thought that itb couldnt get any more interesting.i think i might have to take many slots to tell you ppl what happened in the first week itself so just ignore the article changes and read on....there i was thinkin about runnun away back to lko before 19/07/04 so that my parents would not lose to much of what they paid to have me there.then after the first day of classes when sheets upon sheets were shoved up our asses my escapist tendancies came even more to the forefront.but then i couldnt bring myself accepting the fact that i could not live through this and realized that i had to go on(believe me disastrous competetion results can be a great motivating factor for you to hold ground)after my securing multimillion digit ranks in the AIEEE-2004 and being kicked out of JEE-2004 there were not many colleges i could apply to so i decided to brave the heat and immense study pressure that Kota had to offer...well i think that that was what luck was waitin for because that was when the real fun began....we were into the middle first week and it felt like half the syllabus was already over + felt like we had never been taught chem(i think all ppl who study in kota coachings feel that way).
So thats when i get to know champu and lamba closely(other than the fact that i thought they were hard-core nerds who attended Agarwals's classes with me and never used expletives-not even for their skool teachers).realized that there was life beyond all the "studgiri" that i was so used to in skool(i confesss that i prided myself for not being called a nerd at skool)but never knew nerds (i hate to call them that now)could be such good ppl.i knew gargi(he was called that until then coz his prized possesions-2 of them counting each cheek as one were discovered a couple of months later)from before coz he was former classmate in jaip and also a cool padosi(though we hardly met each other but now i really miss his being shifted to delhi).they made it evident in the very first week that they were all more than willing to get my concepts clear(i was definitely the weakest of the four-all the other three were screening qualified and were way better than i was)so i took help from each of them.classes were a real pain in the ass and what added to the pain were champu inserted thorns of his so called sources(now i seriously think that he fabricated them)that we were not to get more than a few sundays free.ok so as always i put all the study material in my closet and hoped that i could wind up all the bansal sheets and DPPs on the weekend(was i a moron!!)so i sat back and relaxed in whatever little amount i could squeeze out between classes and after them.something really interesting came up in the first week itself--well it was champus first theory---what he did was he said that he normally requires 6 hrs of sleep everyday so what he could do is sleep for 2 hrs everyday on all the weekdays and saturday and catchup on his sleep on sunday,that leads us to an interesting calculation like on sunday he has to sleep 4X6+6X1=30 hrs.cool aint it..everyone figured the anomaly except Champu himself.i think now you get it why I(ya i take full credit for that)christened him Champu,but hang on there are lots of champuisms to come.

So if you think that you know why i named him so hang on there are a shitload of champuisms to come that only further assert his claim to be called CHAMPU.theres my first friday in kota and i dont know why i agreeed to a late night studying session with champu(but surely opened my eyes to the satanic on earth).so we were up together with me desperately tryin to keep up with champus speed of fucking bansals functions sheet(he was like this is from that page of mathematica and this one from this page in TMH and all believe me he is real good at that -i know lamba and gargi will agree).after an hour of champu torture or two i got fed up and decided to give the street below our flat a chance to calm the self cussing turmoil in my mind.little did i know what was in store for me.ok i look down and see a man--we christened him "kutta bhaiya" after we found he needed a name for repeated reference(with all due respect to his weird tastes in flesh savouring)hovering around doin nothin but playin with dogs at 0100 hrs in the mornin,at first i thought he was some lunatic or something later after what i saw i started to believe that there is a lot of shit in this world and that he being called a lunatic is just an understatement.then he suddenly picked up a dog(i could make out the sex from such a distance but later clearly got to know it).so then when he shooed all the other dogs away he looks left and right once and then takes the dog under the sheed of a kabaadi shop(just to bring the reality element in it) and starts to unzip his pants and what i see next causes my eyes to pop out of their sockets,that son of a bitch was busy copulating with the other bitch that he picked up off the streets(i use such words just to make sure that this entire incident remains presentable and does not project me to be pervert) to make sure there is someone to corroborate my story when i tell it to ppl the next mornin i rush to champu to show him the grand show.champu as always was excited to be in the heat of the action.

So as soon as champu reached his balcony(thats where the action was)and as soon sas he realized what i wanted him to see HE CLOSED HIS GODDAMN EYES-can you believe it i also couldnt ,for the first time in my life i saw someone behaving in such an idiotic manner imagine the dramatic situation-me and champu in the balcony i watching champu(believe me i was dumbfounded at seeing champu behave this way)his hands covering his eyes lest some ray of light should enter his eyes(i wonder how he could even see with his hands coverign his face in such a tight manner)and kutta bhaiya pretty much busy with his doggy style pursuits.then i finally got disgusted at what was happenin at both the fronts both at champus and at kutta bhaiyas(though i must admit that champu astonished and disgusted me more)so i calmed champu down and led him inside......the est of the weeek was more or less eventless with champu singing praises of paul sir and all of us others vehemently supporting MSC(Mahendra Singh Chauhan to be precise).and other trivial stuff that we discussed about our schools and other things in common.now i realize i know about half the batch of CMS gomtinagar(2004)but havent met even one tenth of them........so here ends my experiences in my first week at kota........donot think of me a pervert for viewing what i saw coz i also got intrigued by what was happenin down there(as would have been any other normal person and i do not count champu as normal).so there i am thinkin about runnin away from kota and in what a grand fashion kota welcomes me-a bestiality show.hell darn me if i for a moment thought that this was the end of interesting events in Kota.

Just a request please do take a look at the disclaimer that forms the next article.



DISCLAIMER
So i thought this was necessary since this is an open ended discussion and evrybody has the moral and ethical right to justify themselves and also to put their point across the table.comin back to the serious stuff--what i have written in the four extracts completely,simply and exclusively reflect my views on our first week and weekend in the illustrious city of Kota and it is quite possible that my views and thoughts conflict with those of others on the same topic.but i think it will be more fun if we all simply put in views on the same topic so that we get to savour every possible angle of a story.like i think you all woulfd definitely like to know what champu has to say about the entire kutta bhaiya episode.so keep contributing as i think you must appreciate the fact that my hands are dead tired with all the typing and stuff though my thoughts sure do keep overflowing.will contribute more stuff when i am online again ,meanwhile devour the stuff that i have presently served before you;;;;;;
Signing off,
Sudhanshu


You must be pondering over why i decided to put such an absurd thing on the net but plz respect the fact that the real owner and the pseudo owner of this community discussed over the presence of this article on this community and the final result is what u see here.we thought that no matter how weird or even maybe obscene our stay in kota was it was reality and thought what would be the utility and significance of this community if we started blacking out stuff from our mental kota diaries......one more thing though champu almost blinded himself with his hands for a few moments what he saw of the act was more than enough to corroborate my entire story so that it does not go down in the history books as a figment of my imagination,so please believe me when i say that i am not makin this up and what i have written really happened to the best of my knowledge........

one last point too all of those who think what i have written is in bad taste as=nd should not have been where it is right now and who aso think that i am a pervert to do sucha thing--------COULD YOU PLEASE GO AND KISS KUTTA BHAIYA'S BITCH LADEN DICK AND THEN PLEASE DO ME A FAVOUR -----FUCK OFFF

well that about sums it up all hope you enjoy this great and entertaining community,....